infinite profanities

chelsea. canadian, 19 years young.

Lover of music, photos, literature, and the sea. So far, nothing has made me happier.

tattrx:

Lewis Ink - Anne’s Arm tattrx.com/artists/lewis-ink

Hilary Duff at Marqueen Nightclub tonight.

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tristianmakhai:

curryuku:

bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity 

Life Hacks

Laziness is the mother of all invention is how the saying goes, I think.  Either way, the end result is the same: fucking ingenious.

(via pizza)

cayya:

Summer Hannibal Re-watch

Takiawase

I’ve always found the idea of death comforting.

(via writeroost)

(via pizza)

sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

(via alexernst)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(Source: peterthestarcatcher, via pizza)

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aworldoftheversusepic:

When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents
image

(Source: itsbolin, via pizza)

futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

futurefantastic:

and here’s Jesus clearly handling the ball. yellow card

(via pizza)