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dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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nearlyvintage:

Britney Spears 

nearlyvintage:

Britney Spears 

"If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."

I wish I learned this before (via felicite)

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carloslovesyou:

Hanging with my (as kids say nowadays) bae

carloslovesyou:

Hanging with my (as kids say nowadays) bae

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

vicvondoombwhahaha:

You can’t convince me this raccoon isn’t elegantly playing the deepest sonata you’ll ever hear on a avant garde harp

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orientaltiger:

Ellie Cashman, Dark Floral Wallpaper, 2014

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James Dean in his apartment on West 68th Street, New York City, 1955.

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"Someday, we’ll run into each other again, I know it. Maybe I’ll be older and smarter and just plain better. If that happens, that’s when I’ll deserve you. But now, at this moment, you can’t hook your boat to mine, because I’m liable to sink us both."

Memoirs of a Teenage Amnesiac, Gabrielle Zevin (via theglasschild)

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"There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them."

Sylvia Plath (via faqrulrazzy)

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ruineshumaines:

Liz Climo on Tumblr.

this really cheered me up

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