infinite profanities

chelsea. canadian, 19 years young.

Lover of music, photos, literature, and the sea. So far, nothing has made me happier.

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

(via hi)

imminentlyginger:

you fucked up

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS

(Source: becca-morley, via hi)

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

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I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget, via pizza)

dosopod:

“you don’t look depressed though”

oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today

(via alexernstblog)


this tree is over 200 years old

clockworkgate:

biscuitsarenice:

We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

Holy crap.

(via just-an-amateur-artist)

samwinchester:

romanticise healthy relationships 

(Source: arminarlert, via grey--matters)

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

(Source: mountainmoonvolcano, via hi)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via pizza)

(Source: rdjsass, via grey--matters)

sofiaauditores:

making a typo in a very long tag

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(Source: erernjaeger, via pizza)

hysterifun:

when ur parents go out food shopping

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(via pizza)

moragtong:

1612th:

do celebrities listen to their own music

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(via pizza)

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

roachpatrol:

4gifs:

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this gif keeps getting better

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via flomation)